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Monday, April 24, 2006

Pants for DD


So my DD and I were at the world famous Wal-Mart today. She wandered over into the children's clothing section and thought she was going to shop. Ha Ha. I told her that I would make her some of the stuff when we got home.

Here are the pants so far. Not sure if you can tell, but it has little gemstones on it. Plus, she told me it had to rain on it, because the flowers needed rain.


I have planned a shirt to go with it.

Guys are so lucky

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant.


You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.



Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well! -rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.



Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave yo! ur face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.



You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.



No wonder men are happier. Send this to the men who can handle it and to the women who will enjoy reading it.


Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Crafty Stuff Since Last Post

Here is all the crap that I've made lately...

Here is my calendar for school. You can tell by the date it has been awhile since I made it. It's pretty neat. It has vinyl pockets for the slips to go in. My hubby had to do the huge eyelets. I couldn't figure those out to save my life.



Here is a dress for my dd. The fabric only cost $1 and I have scraps. Can't beat that. She loves it. She's had it on since I finished it, which was this afternoon.


Here is her Easter dress...
Sideways, that's what I get for changing my photo editing software. Go figure.


Here is a spring outfit... This one is light purple with yellow Easter flowers. So cute.


Here is another Sunbonnet Sue Doll. This one is for my hubby's Grandma. She's into cows.